silksteel: (ahtyzhyobtnax)

для трёхэтажного мата: Rococo swearing

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A reference to a very, very long word.
The use of very, very long words.
Someone who uses very, very long words.
A fear of very long words.
Anyone who has a fascination for, or who enjoys using, excessively long words.


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A Washington Post article about "Sherlock" star Benedict Cumberbatch is making the viral rounds thanks to an outrageous misspelling of the actor's name. But referring to the man who has become "a situation" for women everywhere as "Bandersnatch Cummerbund" was apparently a purposeful gag on the part of the writer, Lisa de Moraes, contrary to initial reports.
Of course, we couldn't help but feel this was a wasted opportunity. Why misspell a name so fraught with spellcheck danger only once, when you can do it repeatedly? Go big or go home, de Moraes.
To that end, here are some other ways you and your friends can misspell Benedict Cumberbatch in your text messages, tweets, tumblrs, and newspaper reports. You know, just wherever...

Benediction Chumbawumba
Brainfart Camembert
Bene Gesserit Caladan
Bristolpalin Cuddlewumpus
Beneful Thunderpatch
Barleycorn Fannypack
Beelzebub Crabtreeandevelyn
Bricklayer Cabbage Patch
Brangelina Camera Bag
Bicycle Queso Dip
Brian Williams
Ballsnickety Camelsnatch
Blogzilla Dundermifflin
Gentledick Karmacameleon
Brandenburg Concerto No. 5


Thursday, March 15th, 2012 16:27
silksteel: (volosy dybom)
scat singing
is vocal improvisation
with wordless vocables,
nonsense syllables
or without words at all.

scat singing gives singers the ability
to sing improvised melodies and rhythms,
to create the equivalent
of an instrumental solo
using their voice.

мамама мана манааааааааа пауа ауауауа май лод дончюню...манамана
(а хто ж не любит Sinnerman?)

шуба дуба брэйкданс
silksteel: (general)
Одна из самых обучабельных групп :) Проходим тему еды, готовим салат, учим слова. Рой руководит процессом, я снимаю.
Сяохары ржут и рукодельничают.

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And today's Very Useful Phrase is :

Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.
"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings (pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass), it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

silksteel: (rofl)
Really Boring Teachers Can Live Very Sadly Since Apples Give Worthless Feelings.
(Ram, Bull, Twins, Crab, Lion, Virgin, Scales, Scorpion, Archer, Goat, Water Bearer, Fish)

The Ramble Twins Crab Liverish;
Scaly Scorpions Are Good Water Fish.
(Ram-Ble = Ram, Bull; Twins = Twins; Crab = Crab; Li-Ver(ish) = Lion, Virgin; Scaly = Scale; Scorpion = Scorpio; Are = Archer; Good = Goat; Water = Water Bearer; Fish = Fish)

All The Great Constellations Live Very Long Since Stars Can't Alter Physics.
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)

As The Great Cook Likes Very Little Salt, She Compensates Adding Pepper.
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)

All That Gold Can Load Very Lazy Students Since Children Are at Play
(Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces)

The Ram, the Bull, the Heavenly Twins,
And next the Crab, the Lion shines,
The Virgin and the Scales.
The Scorpion, Archer, and the Goat,
The Man who holds the Watering Pot,
And Fish with glittering scales.
silksteel: (rofl)
"Cut talk. Too important. Leave a message. When I've got time, I'll ignore it."
(c) Malcolm Tucker

vocab updates

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010 15:42
silksteel: (general)

Posthumous - happening after a person's death.

Epitome - an instance that represents a larger reality, also used as a synonym for embodiment.

"She enjoys writing Dumbledore because he "is the epitome of goodness."

Bogey -  a piece of dried mucus from inside the nose.


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