Sparrow in tomato sauce

Всем ужо известно, что

Шерлок - выдра,

а Джон - ёжик.

С остальными персонажами всё было
как-то уныло, но вот, наконец, нашёлся Джим огонь-наших-чресел Мориарти в облике енота.

Фандом прекрасен)
Кстате, а с чего все решили, что гипотетический Моран - блондинк?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/08/bandersnatch-cummerbund-benedict-cumberbatch_n_1500599.html

A Washington Post article about "Sherlock" star Benedict Cumberbatch is making the viral rounds thanks to an outrageous misspelling of the actor's name. But referring to the man who has become "a situation" for women everywhere as "Bandersnatch Cummerbund" was apparently a purposeful gag on the part of the writer, Lisa de Moraes, contrary to initial reports.
Of course, we couldn't help but feel this was a wasted opportunity. Why misspell a name so fraught with spellcheck danger only once, when you can do it repeatedly? Go big or go home, de Moraes.
To that end, here are some other ways you and your friends can misspell Benedict Cumberbatch in your text messages, tweets, tumblrs, and newspaper reports. You know, just wherever...

Benediction Chumbawumba
Brainfart Camembert
Bene Gesserit Caladan
Bristolpalin Cuddlewumpus
Beneful Thunderpatch
Barleycorn Fannypack
Beelzebub Crabtreeandevelyn
Bricklayer Cabbage Patch
Brangelina Camera Bag
Bicycle Queso Dip
Brian Williams
Ballsnickety Camelsnatch
Blogzilla Dundermifflin
Gentledick Karmacameleon
Brandenburg Concerto No. 5